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July 8, 2008
You know you live in The Footprint when...
The Footprint Gazette
-Your toilet fills with dirt and then stops working right before a holiday weekend when no plumbers are available.
-A hairline crack appears from floor to ceiling in the center of your apartment.
-Your computer hard drive dies at the end of a long day of dust and vibration from construction. (ok maybe that one is just a coincidence. Then again, maybe it ain't)
-The green wall in front of your apartment keeps getting longer
-Taxis have to drop you off a block away, because you aren't agile enough to scale said wall.
-You messed up your good pants learning that you aren't agile enough to scale said wall.
NoLandGrab: You know you live in The Footprint when you live in the City, but yer singin' country.
Posted by lumi at July 8, 2008 4:01 AM