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July 22, 2005

How to Defeat Ratner and the Nets

Banana Nutrament

Banana Nutrament blogger Miguel suggests running a protest candidate for Beep.

We need a portly, white-haired simulacrum to step forward and deliver us into the Promised Land. We need our savior to tout Junior's cheesecake with demented glee and wear polo shirts to cop funerals. A man who differs in only one respect from our current figurehead, that he is AGAINST the razing of Prospect Heights and the political backscratching that is Ratner's profiteering from a gross abuse of eminent domain.

Desperately seeking "MARKY MARTOWITZ!"

markymartowitz.jpg [Can you pick out the real Beep? Hint: He's usually within arm's length from a buffet.]

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Posted by lumi at July 22, 2005 6:42 PM