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March 22, 2005
New York Skyscraper Stolen, NASA to Blame!
Severe cost cutting measures in NASA has forced the federal agency to acquire the NYC's Chrylser Building by eminent domain.
George Diller, NASA Spokesman at Kennedy Space Center defends this action., "We determined that the price of construction would be incredibly discounted by removing, shipping and retrofitting the delta-5, solid-fuel engines right onto the structure itself. That's an incredible savings?!"
Assemblyman Brodsky declared that NY State recently passed legislation requiring the government to notify owners when their property is being condemned.
"That may be true" quips Diller, "But, we are the government!, we have bigger boots than you do. We can kick your ass! In the proviso of this law we re-activated our option and ceased hold of the deed in the name of scientific space research and exploration."
Posted by lumi at March 22, 2005 6:44 AM